Waking Up Is Hard To Do

Some ways of waking up are far superior to the humble alarm clock.

The slight shifting of the woman you love beside you, a purring cat licking your nose, the smell of breakfast being cooked for you, warm rays of sunshine streaming through your window...and an alcoholic derro striding past your bedroom, loudly saying:

"A doggy was driving the car. Yes, a doggy was driving the car. I could not believe that a doggy was driving the car. A doggy was driving the car. I saw a doggy was driving the car..."

I love this town.