This is my story.

This morning, I called the 7-11 guy a fuckhead cos he overcharged me 5c on a bottle of water. It says $1.95 on the pricetag.

I handed him a $2 coin and waited for my change. He said, in this douchebag voice, “It’s $2.”

I went, “It’s $1.95, fuckhead.”

But then I walked out, cos I couldn’t be bothered showing him the pricetag and waiting for 5c.